Yea bitches!
You don't know what torture is untill your made to unwrap 571 chocolates and not eat one!
That way you wouldn’t rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me....opps, never mind, I didn't see your sign."
It's like before our family moved to Toowoomba. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck parked in our driveway. A next-door neighbor comes over and says, "Hey you moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign!"
A couple of months ago I went fishing with my dad, we pulled his boat into dock, and my brother lifted up this big'ol stringer of bass and this idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch them fish?" "Nope. Talked them into giving up. Here's your sign."
I was watching an animal show on Discovery Channel the other day about this guy who was trying to invent this anti shark bite suit. And there was only one way to test it. "All right Jimmy, you put that shark suit on, it looks good. Now I want you to jump into this pool of sharks and tell us if it hurts or not when they bite you." "Well alright, but hold my sign. I don't want to lose it."
Last time I got a flat tire, I pulled up into one of those side-of-the-road stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my car, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?" I could not resist. I said " Nope. I was driving along and those other three just swelled up on me. Here's your sign"
Mum and Dad were trying to sell their car a while back. A guy came over and wanted to take it for a bit of a spin. He was out with dad for about 40 minutes. They come back; he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then goes, "Darn that’s hot!" See? If he was wearing his sign, I could have stopped him.
I went with dad one holiday in his 18-wheeler truck down the coast for deliveries. Wouldn't ya know he misjudged the height of a bridge? The truck got stuck and we couldn't get out no matter what we tried! Dad radioed for help and eventually a local cop shows up to take a report. He went through his basic questioning, ok no problem. I thought he was clear from needing a sign.... that was until he asked, "So… your truck stuck?" My Dad turned to look at the truck then back at him. He couldn't help but say "No. I'm delivering' a bridge...here's your sign"
Today is cleaning day! For some reason I woke up with the incredible erge to clean. I have never felt like this before. I opened all the windows, cleaned all my clothes, ironed them, moped, polished and scrubbed. It was incredible! Am I sick? Is it my housewife instincts kicking into gear? I have no idea what it is! But it was most certainly weird. I didn’t realize I had four loads of washing that needed to be done. Those made me laugh quite a bit in fact. Stuffing the washing machine until it beeped telling me it was to full. Though I got in trouble when mum heard me say 'Take it all, Fucker'! Anyway, strange!
I finished reading all my 'Escaflowne' Manga's and I must say I am not impressed. That would have been the SHITTEST series I have ever bothered reading. I am thoroughly disappointed with both the ending and the story line. So much more could have been answered and added! I must admit parts of it where fucking hilarious, but still I would rate it 3/10. It’s worth reading but not worth buying.
Also its come to the time of year where there are family Christmas parties! Last night...I got so drunk. Yes of a 1994 bottle of red wine. God I was pissed. I remember most things though! Like talking to Jason when I got home. But anyway, the one thing I hate is Aunt Primrose staying over. After every party she always asks mum 'OH KATIE! MAY I STAY AT YOUR PLACE?' and mum always says yes! God she is a nosy fricken bitch. I'm trying to chat to friends and she stands over my shoulder watching. FRUSTRATION!
Anyway I have to head for the hills!!
Anna!
